A Dollop of Daisy, cont.

... but honestly, I just picked up these new shitkickers today at Rural King. I bet you're totally sweating them, right?" She ran her tongue around her glossy lips, causing him to grip the side of the bar. "In fact," she said, sliding her hand over the varnished wood until her delicate fingers slipped over top of his, "I bet, right now, you're imagining me wearing nothing but these red boots."

Gabe just grinned because he had no idea what in the hell she just said. Except for the wearing nothing but red boots part. He chuckled then straightened his posture. "Well, you know what they say about women who wear red boots."

Daisy rubbed her lips together. "No. Tell me."

Gabe slid his eyes down her body until he got to her red boots. "Well," he started, taking a step closer to her, "red boots mean ...

Round Robin - A Dollop of Daisy

Daisy Stone was one hell of a woman. Every inch of her demanded attention – from the tips of her expensive stilettos to the top of her cinnamon colored hair – and more than one was willing to give in to the urge to splurge. Every set of male eyes in the room were focused on her and even a few of the female eyes followed her graceful gait as she crossed the crowded bar.

Toward him.

Gabe Nafton assumed a negligent position resting against the bar, a frosty bottle of beer clinched in his hand. The casual pose was in direct contrast to the unsettling feeling of discomfort that stole over him when those crystal blue eyes locked on him.

He had met – for lack of a better word – Daisy a little over a month ago at an auction where he had been the item up for sale. Well to be fair, seven other single firemen had also been up for auction but something about the whole idea of being bartered to the highest bidder to find a date and help pay for department improvements just stuck in his craw. But he tried to be a good sport, really he did.

His attempts to schmooze some of the senior citizens at the event had seemed like a good idea until the bidding started. Those old biddies hadn’t stood a chance against the married cougars -er, housewives- attending the event.

Daisy, though he hadn’t known her name at the time, had stood near the back of the room with a smug smile on her face throwing out astronomical dollar amounts that were countered each and every frickin’ time. And maybe it was the smile or the way she looked standing there in her sophisticated black pants suit that hugged every sweet curve of her body, but Gabe had zeroed in on her and prayed a silent prayer she would be the one to save him.

Except she hadn’t. She let that dollar amount soar until finally it reached a point where everyone in the room had turned to her, holding their breath to see if she would counter yet again. Her smug smile had turned even smugger before she shook her head and mouthed an apology to him from across the room – leaving him to fall victim to the group of ladies he mentally dubbed ‘The Cougar’s Den’.

And rightfully so. A group of five past their prime women who had banded together like white on rice and bought and paid for a bona fide firefighter of the first caliber. It wasn’t enough that his buddies down at the station were still beating him over the head because he’d essentially been sold into bondage. That he’d actually had to suffer through the most excruciatingly painful night of his life with The Cougar’s Den still pissed him off.

Not to mention the fact when he’d searched for the mysterious woman with hair the color of cinnamon in the crowd all she had said to him was a flippant ‘Better luck next time, eh?’ before smiling a smile that caused his step to falter and sailing out of his life as quick as she came in.

A stop at the registration booth had given him her name but her image and that heavenly smile had haunted his dreams on more than one occasion. With a shake of his head to clear it, he watched her approach him hoping his eyes only showed mild curiosity and not the overwhelming hunger that would take way more than his cold beer to quench.

She stopped about a foot away from him and even through the musty odor that filled every bar he’d ever frequented – the subtle floral scent of her perfume teased his senses.

Gabe smiled. “What’s a girl like you doing in a place like this?”

She cocked her head and regarded him with teasing eyes. “Strangest thing. I was just asking myself that very same question..."

Shot Through The Heart

Okay. How many of us were in love with that? Feeling a little pathetic? It's okay. I feel that way every time NKOTB comes on my IPOD and I still get all giddy and stuff.

So the thing that sucks about adding an image to your blog post is that it totally throws me off. Cause how can I post a picture LIKE THAT and not say something about it?

Focus.

Okay, so I read a book a while back by an author that I sorta like. She has a series and it's really nasty dirty but I read it for the articles. Right. Anywhoo, in the one before this latest one she had one of the female secondary characters get shot. In the chest. At pretty much point blank range.

I'm no expert on gunshot wounds but I clearly remember thinking, "Holy crap! She killed her!" and I got all sad and stuff because surely she was dead.

Not so much.

The newest book in the series, which came out a few months ago (I'm really behind), has her in it. As the heroine. Alive.

At first I thought "Oh, great, she made it" and then I thought "How is that possible?". And the weirdest thing was the author didn't really address it. Just a couple of lines somewhere buried in the manuscript about how she had been shot but was just fine.

It ruined the whole book for me. I kept turning page after page just knowing she was going to explain the miraculous recovery but it never came. Now it is completely possible that maybe she explained it in the previous book but I have no recollection and it would be too much like work to dig it out and verify. The author should have given me more in this book. She should have told me how it impacted the hero to see her shot up and bleeding at his feet - because he was there when she was shot.

She should have consulted me before publishing so I could clear this up for her. Riiiight?

The point I'm trying to make is: shouldn't every book (that's part of a series) be written with the assumption that someone may pick it up that has never read any of your work before? AND with the understanding that some of your readers may suffer from debilitating disorders such as ADHD and require at least a couple of paragraphs dedicated to the rehashing of silly little things LIKE GUNSHOT WOUNDS TO THE CHEST AT POINT BLANK RANGE so everyone understands just exactly how you survive something like that?

I'm just saying. Throw this bitch a bone.

Size doesn't matter ...

Today at work we had a lunch talk on colon cancer given by an outside speaker. Referring to the staging of a tumor, she made the comment that its size doesn't matter, it's how far it penetrates.

She was, of course, referring to the tumor growing through the colon wall, not what my dirty, gutter-filled mind came up with.

Apparently I was the only one getting a chuckle out of it.

But it got me thinking on writing sex scenes and how some of us have problems with it. I'm not going into why we might have problems writing sex, as I'm no shrink. Nope, tonight I'm going to try to share some things I read somewhere (hey, it's late, excuse the lack of exact quotes) about how to write sex scenes.

It's just a carry-over of a conversation between the two getting it on (or off as the case may be). All sexual interaction between them should be a way of showing what is going on in their relationship. It should be a way of drawing the reader into the relationship, not just the sex. You can write shocking sex scenes, or behind the door ones, either way, what is going on needs to ring emotionally with your reader.

Make them have some conversation. Sprinkle sex in-between the conversation. Make the characters think something emotional besides what a good fuck he/she is.

That's my advice. What do you think? How do you write a sex scene?

Oh, one other piece of advice. Be sure to get the colonoscopy when you turn 50. That's all.

Good night. :)

Take me to Margaritaville!

So it’s summer. Time to slow down. Relax. Take a vacation. My DH loves to vacation. He’s always ready to go somewhere. Almost anywhere.

I on the other hand tend to relax better at home, where everything is familiar. The element of surprise pretty much just increases my stress level. I’ve never really thought of myself as a control freak but I do enjoy having control over my surroundings and all that entails. So it’s possible I may have a control issue or three.

DH seems to love everything about traveling, while I’m a stressed out wreck until we get wherever we’re going and settled in.

In the last few years, the DH has become enamored with vacations that involve hiking up and down mountains. I really don’t get this sort of phenomenon because #1 that’s not relaxing in my book and #2 there’s nothing at the top to do after you get there. It’s not like there’s ever a Nordstrom or even a Starbuck’s perched on the peak. And then you have to walk back down without getting lost in the wilderness or eaten by bears.

And what’s the whole hullabaloo about climbing Everest? We watched about 100 painful hours of a documentary on this group of people (all men with 1 woman) trying to get to the top of Mt. Everest. Those people are insane. It costs a boatload of money to even be accepted into a group to make the climb and the chances of survival are questionable. They have to spend months attempting to make the climb because at each camp it takes weeks for the human body to adjust to the altitude. BECAUSE WE AREN’T DESIGNED TO LIVE UP THAT HIGH.

In one of the episodes the leader told them that if they died on the climb he’d send a Sherpa up to move the body off the trail. Isn’t that heart warming? They can’t bring the body down because it’s too dangerous but they’ll kick it to the side so that everyone doesn’t have to step over it. That’s so sweet.

If I was that guys wife, I’d say ‘Don’t move him off the trail, just prop his frozen dead body up right in the middle of the path with a big sign that reads “I’M AN IDIOT. AND I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO MY WIFE. IF I HAD, I’D BE HOME RIGHT NOW SWIGGING A BUD LIGHT AND WATCHING THE LATEST HIJINX OF ‘THE GIRLS NEXT DOOR’ INSTEAD OF HAVING MY ASS FROZEN TO THE SIDE OF A STUPID MOUNTAIN!”

So anyway, back to relaxing. I’ll take a margarita on the swing in the backyard any day. Or a day of sitting in my office, writing

Arrrgh... I have research to do

I hate doing research. My most recent wip involves time travel and pirates, and this means I have some research to do. I seriously think I started with paranormals so I wouldn't have to do much research. I could just make up whatever world I wanted to.

As I've said before, I'm a panster. By the time I figure out what I want to write, I'm ready to start writing it. So now I'm in the middle of my second rough draft and still haven't done much research. My fear is that if I stop writing and start researching I'll lose my momentum.

Here's my plan. Finish rough draft number two, do research, then add details back in while layering.

I'll keep you posted on how that works out.

One thing I have come to realize, all genres require research. I'm even having to do research on the future for the time travel part of my story. Thank goodness I'm always getting emails from the Overlords at Think Geek.

Currently fellow spanksters are researching Navy Seals (sign me up for that one), marching bands and the dreaded ton of the Regency era.

There's always research to be done, so what's the best way to do it?

Any ideas?

are you in style?

i was going to blog about myriad things tonight 'cause i've got a lot on my mind that i could ramble on about, but the spanksters gave me some good comments that sparked a topic i think worthy of mentioning.

and the topic is ... style.

huh, you ask? what does that even mean? in simple terms, it means picking a style and being consistent with forms of words throughout your story.

for example, more than one person put a hyphen on this word for me: pre-game. i wrote it one word: pregame. both are correct, but the style i adhere to requires it to be one word. in fact, it advises against hyphenating most prefixes, so that's why i didn't. i totally appreciate that everyone was reading so closely to mark that. it shows we are fantastic, detail-oriented critique partners. insert: group hug.

is anyone wrong though for hyphenating or not hyphenating? it depends, but really it's just a matter of choice. and there are lots of choices in the english language, and then there are some set rules you just don't break. personally, i choose not to hyphenate prefixes unless they precede a proper noun. does that mean a copy editor who might edit my story one day will also adhere to the same style as me? not necessarily. the most important thing is not which style you use. it's consistency. pick a style and adhere to it at all times. i mean, if you hyphenate a word on page 5, gosh, YES, you have to hyphenate it on page 242.

what are some of the style guides out there?

chicago manual of style
apa
ap style (this is what i use)
mla
etc.

i use ap because that's what i know and what i've always used at work. and although i am largely faithful to ap, i still have chosen to go rogue on a few things. such as serial commas. i believe serial commas help avoid ambiguity, so i use them although ap does not.

mla is more for research papers and stuff - you probably used it in your college english class. also, lots of publications, like the new york times, have their own individual style guide.

you too can have your own style guide - just pick what works for you and make sure it at least adheres to one of the dictionaries. there are boocoo books out there on craft and whatnot, but i recommend strunk and white's the elements of style. this is a tiny, thin book that gives straightforward advice on things that we usually forget, like farther/further. farther means distance; further refers to time or quantity. and always, if in doubt, check the dictionary. seriously. i am on www.m-w.com countless times a day. partly because i'm anal. partly because i like being able to tell people who question me to go check the dictionary. and lastly because it's just what writers should be doing.

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